WARNING! Numerous unexpected side effects have been reported as a result of having a session with Augusta Boudoir Photography.
WARNINGS FOR MEN:
OVERHEATING: Your body temperature may rise when looking at your wife's boudoir pictures. If this happens, take a cold shower.
INCREASED HEART RATE: If your wife had a session with Augusta Boudoir, you are at risk for irregular or fast heartbeat when looking at her pictures. If this occurs, put down the pictures and call your wife immediately for assistance.
EXCITEMENT: If you experience a tingling feeling when looking at your wife's pictures, seek immediate assistance from her to render aid.
WARNINGS FOR WOMEN:
CAREER CHANGE: After looking at your pictures, you may feel the desire to switch careers and become an international supermodel. If this happens, just schedule another session with us. There is no need to quit your job....you can still have the best of both worlds.
PREGNANCY: More than half of all the women who have had an Augusta Boudoir session experience pregnancy within 3-6 months, and Augusta Boudoir admits there is a direct correlation. If you find yourself pregnant at any point, you'll need to contact Scribbletime Photography for newborn pictures. Contact www.scribbletime.com for more information if you find yourself pregnant.
ADDICTION: Women who intended to have a "once in a lifetime" boudoir experience have reported an overwhelming urge to do it again and again. Imagining different themes and settings for future boudoir sessions and looking at different lingerie for a future session is also an indication that you may have an addiction. Another indicator of boudoir addiction is thinking up different reasons to have a boudoir session. Valentine's Day is right around the corner, your birthday, anniversary, Christmas, losing 5 lbs, running a 5k...women make up all kinds of excuses for another session.
LACK OF CONCENTRATION: Lack of concentration is a commonly occurring indication of boudoir addiction. This inability to focus is caused from continuously looking at your pictures to admire them.
If one or more of these symptoms occur after your session, immediately schedule another session with Augusta Boudoir, as this is the only known cure.
OVERHEATING: Your body temperature may rise when looking at your wife's boudoir pictures. If this happens, take a cold shower.
INCREASED HEART RATE: If your wife had a session with Augusta Boudoir, you are at risk for irregular or fast heartbeat when looking at her pictures. If this occurs, put down the pictures and call your wife immediately for assistance.
EXCITEMENT: If you experience a tingling feeling when looking at your wife's pictures, seek immediate assistance from her to render aid.
WARNINGS FOR WOMEN:
CAREER CHANGE: After looking at your pictures, you may feel the desire to switch careers and become an international supermodel. If this happens, just schedule another session with us. There is no need to quit your job....you can still have the best of both worlds.
PREGNANCY: More than half of all the women who have had an Augusta Boudoir session experience pregnancy within 3-6 months, and Augusta Boudoir admits there is a direct correlation. If you find yourself pregnant at any point, you'll need to contact Scribbletime Photography for newborn pictures. Contact www.scribbletime.com for more information if you find yourself pregnant.
ADDICTION: Women who intended to have a "once in a lifetime" boudoir experience have reported an overwhelming urge to do it again and again. Imagining different themes and settings for future boudoir sessions and looking at different lingerie for a future session is also an indication that you may have an addiction. Another indicator of boudoir addiction is thinking up different reasons to have a boudoir session. Valentine's Day is right around the corner, your birthday, anniversary, Christmas, losing 5 lbs, running a 5k...women make up all kinds of excuses for another session.
LACK OF CONCENTRATION: Lack of concentration is a commonly occurring indication of boudoir addiction. This inability to focus is caused from continuously looking at your pictures to admire them.
If one or more of these symptoms occur after your session, immediately schedule another session with Augusta Boudoir, as this is the only known cure.
